The time has come to load the piggies on the trailer and drive them to Parkvale. Last weekend we made a ramp for them to walk up into the trailer, then we parked the trailer in their yard so they could get used to it. They’re so accustomed to me now that they don’t spook at anything I do around them so they just thought it was a new toy. This week I decided I’ve give them a lovely week of big feeds of pig nuts, but I nearly overdid it, because when I went down this morning, they weren’t interested in eating at all.
They knew. They knew it was their last day. Brattie wouldn’t get out of bed, and Crackling was standing in the corner. I got in with them and we had a little chat. ‘Look here, boys,’ I said. ‘Everyone has to die. I have to die one day too, and I don’t know how I’m going to die. I might not die as quickly, and as humanely as you. I might go ga-ga and linger in a home somewhere, dribbling, losing my marbles, wearing nappies, unable to run around in my final days or hours like you guys have been able to. What’s more, after you die, you are still useful, because you are food. When I die, I’m useless, I just take up space in the ground and am no use to anyone. In fact, I’m a burden, because someone still has to look after the space in the ground I take up. They’re not allowed to eat me, which is stupid because it would make a lot more sense if they were allowed to eat me, or feed me to some pigs.’
Then I gave them a good patting, and a bit of a cuddle, and I had a little sniffle (but not too much because someone might think I was going down with swine flu), and they perked up again. Their tails curled up, and they tucked into their breakfast, and they joshed each other, and shoved each other, and I could almost hear them saying, ‘yeah, she’s right, we gotta go so let’s tuck into these pig nuts and enjoy.’
They let me take these photos: 
I know I’m going to cry when I drop them off tomorrow but that’s nothing to be ashamed of, I reckon. As I said to someone yesterday, ‘How would you like it if you died, and nobody cried?’













The weather’s been very kind for several days, enabling me to plant all the perennials I bought from Doreen at Nikau Hill Gardens in Marton, who really does sell high quality plants. Then I covered the ground between them with wet newspaper and mulched them with pooey straw from the chookhouse. The garden’s starting to come together now. Here’s a photo taken across the perennial bed, over the pavers and the herbs and in the background is where the orchard is going (the fruit trees arrive next month).





The fruit filled one 550 litre tank, and about a quarter of a second. This was taken next door to Te Hera Vineyard, the winery of our neighbour John Douglas, and pressed in his red wine press. It’s a slow process.
John’s on the left, with Ben centre and Colin on the right, slightly out of focus but it was a freezing cold day and we weren’t standing still for long.







That’s John up on the platform, Nick Hoskins passing up bins, and me in the background (I think I’m washing equipment having just poured the yeast into the Viognier). We quickly filled our tank – almost too full as it turned out – so we have 2000 litres of Syrah 2009. The brix came in at 25 – perfect. We couldn’t have asked for better. Today I took a sample over to Larry McKenna at Escarpment and he’s doing a Ph and T/A (total acid) test for us so it will be interesting to see what that comes in at. I also took a sample of our 2008 Syrah, which Larry made and which has been in barrels in our winery since May 2008, for the same tests, so we’ll see if that’s ready for bottling.
It was the hardest work I think I’ve ever done in my life! We’re both tall people and our vines aren’t low-growing, but some of the ground is a little uneven and the vines are young so are still dipping a little.
Plus Viognier is what you’d call a “free spirit” vine. It doesn’t behave itself but rambles around and the grape bunches grow every which way, including upwards, which means they can entangle themselves around the wires. But boy, what lovely, fat, golden, ripe, luscious fruit.
Kete was amazing. She stayed with us all day, trying to help by first driving the tractor.
Then when that didn’t work.
She turned to quality control.
And when she was satisfied we were picking to a very high standard.
She just kept us company.
We finished this at 6pm, just on dark, and luckily it was cold so we backed the trailers full of grapes into the winery and the barn and arranged to take them in to Roger at Stonecutter Winery the next morning for pressing. We barely had enough energy to sink into a bath, lift our dinner into our mouths, then fall into bed.
The Italian press is this cylinder with a diaphragm inside which inflates then gently presses the grapes. It takes two hours per pressing and our 700kg took two pressings. Here’s our first juice coming out into the catcher.
Then it was a case of pumping the juice into our 550litre plastic tank, strapping it carefully to the trailer and driving slowly back to Redbank and pouring the first lot of juice into our second plastic tank – the first 2009 Viognier to come home:
After repeating this process with the second pressing, we decided to settle the juice in the two tanks as we now had just too much for one. I added the bentonite, stirred it up, and left it to settle overnight The brix was 25.
Today, Tuesday, the Viognier smells lovely and if you put your ear to the aperture at the top of the tank you can hear a crackling and a popping so the fermenting is underway. Kapai.

